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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 3 knights in a relationship? Polyarmory"
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"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, man."
"""I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life... ...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."" -Kyle Dunnigan-"
"What did one tampon say to the other?? ...... Nothing! They're both stuckup cunts !"
"I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables."
"My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word ""ironic"" to describe situations in her life. It's pretty ironic."
"Q: What do pelicans eat? A: Anything that fits the bill."
"Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love."
"90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom."