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Joke of the Day

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Can I get you a drink?"" Descartes starts to say, ""I think not--"" but he disappears. I AM SO FUNNY, RIGHT GUISE?"

"Who lost the American Presidential Debate? America."

"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."

"If the cure for AIDS could get you high, we'd figure it out in about a week."

"Was kicked out of Walmart today. When I walked in I saw a ""Wet Floor"" sign. So I did."

"which cola brand sources its water from the oceans? PepSi"

"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!"

"What's long and white? The line to Starbucks."

"What is the difference between your dog and your girlfriend? You can get your dog to come."

"How do jellyfish live without brains They are blond"