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Joke of the Day

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Can I get you a drink?"" Descartes starts to say, ""I think not--"" but he disappears. I AM SO FUNNY, RIGHT GUISE?"

"Being a vegetarian is a missed steak. That's the joke. Now, fuck off!"

"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."

"Took my girlfriend to a baseball game this last season We made a deal in the beginning. I kiss her on every strike and she kisses me on the balls."

"BEN CARSON: On the news I saw a portal to another dimension open & robots came out, we need to stop that MODERATOR:That was The Avengers sir"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"What does a fish say when it hits a wall? Dam"

"How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before? He has claw marks on his forehead."

"Met a microbiologist this morning He was bigger than I expected."

"What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark."