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Joke of the Day

"Serial killer or nerd If a guy has a knife collection he's a serial killer if he has a sword collection he's just a nerd."

"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."

"Why are round bales of hay illegal? Because cows can't get a square meal."

"I love hitting F5... It's so refreshing"

"I don't know if this is even anything. It could be a joke \(_o)/ Judging intelligence by academic performance is like judging a book by how good it is. Some books are shit"

"Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract? Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!"

"How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards."

"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."

"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."

"Until you lean in to hear a seven-year-old's whisper, you don't realize that front teeth act as a retaining wall for spit."