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Joke of the Day

"How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards."

"Dark humour is like dead children.. - it never gets old."

"A second Limerick There was a young man from Nantucket, With a dick so long he could suck it, As he wiped of his chin, He said with a grin, If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it"

"What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany? Urethra!"

"How do you drown a hipster? Drag him into the mainstream."

"What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it but neither of them can eat it."

"If you don't come to my funeral, then I won't go."

"tell me tbe ""the aristocrats"" joke Can someone tell me a good version of the aristocrats joke I'm trying to tell my friend but kinda mutilated it"

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake! Edit: Holy shit I didn't even realize it was my cake day. Woah"

"Shit happens, I mean, look at your face."