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"How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Secretly A Minivan"
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"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."
"Why is I such a controlling letter? Because I said so."
"You're like school in July... No class"
"Me: We didn't even have cell phones or the internet when I was your age. 6yo: Did you have bikes? Me....nope, we rode horses. 6yo: WOOOOW"
"My girlfriend bet me a blow job that I couldn't go the whole day without making a period joke. I said, ""You're on."""
"Hey wanna hear a fat joke? [deleted]"
"""Dad can we get a puppy?"" ""No but we can get a submarine if you like?"" [2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific] ""dad I should be at school"""
"""Russel Brand reports he keeps being told he needs to shake up his image"" or, as people have been phrasing it 'Rustle brand'."