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Joke of the Day
"I keep making jokes about SpaceX But none of them seem to land."
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"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!"
"How do you turn a computer into a zombie? Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself."
"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."
"For sale: one parachute. Only used once, never opened, slight stain."
"So I poured my root beer into a square glass... now I just have beer [](http://i.imgur.com/FVEqK.jpg)"
"I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard."
"love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's shit"
"Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock... ...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up"
"What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit? The IV Drip"