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Joke of the Day

"Life is Like a Buffet- Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out."

"What do you call a piano composer that smokes? Tarcoughski"

"I don't care if you stop reading after 80 characters. I'm using all 140, even if what I say makes no sense at all. Oh also, your mom's a who"

"Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog"

"I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat."

"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."

"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine."

"As I rowed my little boatToward the river shore,A small black bird kept me from landing,Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""

"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

"Jokes on reddit are always original and hilarious."