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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snowman smile? ...because he saw the snowblower coming."
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"Wait you misunderstood. When I called you ""doll face,"" I was referring to Chucky."
"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"Looked at my pores in a 10x magnifying mirror and immediately cancelled my plans for the month."
"Whenever i get job applications, the first thing i do is throw half of them in the trash. I don't want to hire any unlucky people"
"The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms.... The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using."
"Why does the american loose at billard ? Beacause he always shoots at the black one."
"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew."
"There are a bunch of people shouting ""No Reds or Yellows!"" outside my gym I can't tell if they are supporting Trump or Team Mystic"