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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snowman smile? ...because he saw the snowblower coming."
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"What do music producers eat for breakfast? Fruity Loops"
"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."
"""Can you believe that after all that shit they're still together?"" Who? ""My buttcheeks."""
"Apologies to Rudyard Kipling but . . . If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs. . . . maybe you don't understand the gravity of the situation."
"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."
"If you want to know what rich people do, just follow me. I know where they live..."
"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."
"What stops your hair from falling? The floor"