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Joke of the Day
"Women always check me out. The cashiers at the grocery store are so nice."
Next Joke
"Why are pistachios called pistachios? More like ""these-are-hard-to-openios"""
"Haven't seen David Blaine in a long time. I'd say it's his best trick ever."
"Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention? He heard they were looking for meaty urologists."
"My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said ""I've got a leak in my sink."" They said ""Go ahead."""
"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"
"Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox."
"I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,"
"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"