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Joke of the Day
"Women always check me out. The cashiers at the grocery store are so nice."
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"What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread? Its going to be all rye."
"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""
"Yo momma so fat... Her first name is Chow Yun."
"Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind."
"What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting."
"Like a midget at a urinal.... I'm going to have to stay on my toes. Credit: Naked Gun"
"It is odd, isn't it, that to get rid of penis enhancement emails .. .. I have to send them to the Junk box."
"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."
"What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it? A hollowpeno"