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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
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"What's a questionable hole blocker? A butt plug (but why? you ask)"
"I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone."
"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."
"They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run."
"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"
"I met my ex girlfriend on a treadmill We had to break up. It wasn't going anywhere."
"welcome to hipster church. this is my body *bites vegan cookie* this is my blood *sips garage-brewed IPA*"
"What are the other letters of the alphabet? Nazis."
"Take me with you! I shout to every airplane that flies over my house."