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Joke of the Day

"What did Hitler say when the barber shaved his head? Mine hair!!"

"Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game."

"The navigator of the Titanic dashed to the Captain's deck. Navigator: ""Sir, if we keep heading that way we will hit the iceberg! We have to change course now!!"" Captain: ""but it's unsinkable."""

"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? About one U.S Leader."

"Guys! I demand you stop making jokes about 9/11! Its just plane wrong!"

"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."

"FRIEND: get our wedding invitation? ME: i did, somebody hand wrote 'do not bring pan flute' F: yea i really wanted to make sure you saw that"

"Me: *applies temporary tattoos* Mom: Unicorn tats? Me: I'm in a gang. Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank? Me: You just made a powerful enemy."

"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you trick a bunch of Internet nerds into thinking you are a scumbag reposter?"

"An egg and a chicken are lying in bed, the egg's enjoying a nice, post-coital smoke... Chicken looks over and says ""Well, that answers that question. """