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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of King Arthur's fattest knight? Sir Cumference. (He ate too much pi)"
Next Joke
"I went into panera the other day The clerk said, ""do you want a side of chips or a French baguette?"" I replied, ""never baguette."""
"YouTube is the nicest company ever... They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them."
"American light beers are like having sex on a canoe... Its fucking close to water"
"There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills... They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity."
"Take a chill pill? I had a friend overdose on chill pills you insensitive prick!"
"Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet... ... ... But they got all of it."
"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."
"with all of Canada's recent Olympic successes ... I was just thinking that we must ... have been on our 'eh' game. YEEEAAAHHH!!!"
"So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?"