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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of King Arthur's fattest knight? Sir Cumference. (He ate too much pi)"
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"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"
"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"
"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."
"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."
"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""
"The judge said to his dentist: ""Pull my tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."""
"Turns out the easiest way to piss of a vegan is to refer to their veganism as their ""eating disorder""."
"A wise man once said that life is like a box of chocolates the black ones don't last very long"
"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."