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Joke of the Day
"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? About one U.S Leader."
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"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches."
"I lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while bullying a smaller dude. I walked up to the guy, and punched him. It's not okay to bully... not on my watch."
"I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit. (Credit to my future mother-in-law for this suprise zinger)"
"Why couldn't the amputee rob the bank... Because he was unarmed"
"Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team? A'szzzz"
"A guy on the street just said ""nice feet"" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?"
"My Swedish friend asked me to stop making Ikea jokes. Ikea'nt"