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Joke of the Day
"What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf"
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"My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick I just get so tired of calling him David"
"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he was kneading a shite"
"Today my coworker fell into the reupholstering machine at work don't worry, he's fully recovered"
"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Just taught my 15 year old German Shepard to play dead! Cocky bastard is trying to set a record too! Been that way for eight hours now..."
"Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry."
"If you were killed by a cop... ..which store would you want looted in your memory?"
"I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted."
"Boss: Why are you late? Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?"
"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"