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Joke of the Day
"What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf"
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"For every cigarette you smoke God takes away 1 year of your life and gives it to Hugh Hefner."
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"What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana."
"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"
"My mother retired and moved into a CVS."
"I went to McDonald's yesterday and said, ""I'd like some fries"" The girl at the counter said, ""Would you like some fries with that?"""
"What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend? They wipe, flush, and wash their hands"
"What is round, ticks and if it falls down the clock is broken?"
"What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred? Tequila Mockingbird."