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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you."

"What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water? A religious movement."

"Me: can i play music Funeral director: that's not appropriate Me: nana would've wanted it Director: ok CD player: someBODY once told me"

"""the names bond, james bond"" [5 min later] STARBUCKS BARISTA: i gota frappe for borbjorbple"

"What did the mortician say to the corpse? We're gonna need more lube."

"What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you? Herp-n-derp-es"

"What kind of room has no walls? A mushroom!"

"Did you hear about the girl who died in the Italian restaurant? She pasta way."

"My mate said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot."

"Why did the farmer use a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes."