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Joke of the Day

"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

"Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless."

"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."

"I bought perforated paper once It was a total rip off"

"There was a U2 cover band playing at a bar last night... I hate to say it, but they were even better than the real thing."

"I'm 'confuses systems of measurement' centimetres old."

"*enter password* *wrong* *wrong* *wrong* *reset password* ... *new password can't be the same as old password*"

"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"

"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."

"Did you hear that the guys from ""The Expendables"" are doing a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger has already signed up, and said ""I'll be Bach."""