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Joke of the Day

"*enter password* *wrong* *wrong* *wrong* *reset password* ... *new password can't be the same as old password*"

"If all the nations in the world are in the debt where did all the money go?"

"Ronda Rousey in her latest match.. She really did suffer the agony of da feet."

"A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'."

"Due to my obsessive reading I have a wonderful vocabulary of words I can't use in conversation, because I don't know how to pronounce them."

"I really want to try sado-necro-beastiality... But I feel like I'd just be flogging a dead horse."

"Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer? He wanted someone who understood *capitals* and *lower* case."

"i don't need a ""previously on..."" ive been watching this show for 9 hours straight"

"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"

"I tried kicking the habit today. The nun wearing it is extremely pissed."