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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."

"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."

"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick into you."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Quatro cinqo."

"I want to start my own distillery, but i'm a bit hesitant.... it's a whisky business."

"Me: I'll have a beer Waiter: it's 10am Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs"

"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis."

"How did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms"