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Joke of the Day
"Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless."
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"TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in"
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"
"How to win the war on drugs... 1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"Confucius Say: Joke is like sex. Not good if you don't get it"
"I bought my son a puppy... I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I was backing out my driveway. At least I still have the puppy"
"When do we need airplane noises? NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW"
"I used to be dyslexic but now I'm KO"
"What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt? ""Please pass the salt."""
"7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like ""hey dad, why don't you remember our names"""