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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!"

"i want to create and sell action figures based around fathers. ""father figures"". First edition, ""dead beat dad"". BTW it's just an empty box."

"The Bartender says, ""This bar is for fortune tellers only."" Two skeptics walk into a bar."

"""Why is everyone talking about me? They seem mad..."" -Temp worker at Foot Locker"

"What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet."

"Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny."

"If I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."

"If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?"

"What's the most common Jewish name? 17038"

"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"