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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit? Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola."

"My mother in law called me today and said? ""Come quick. I think I'm dying"" I said, ""Call me back when you're sure""."

"Good Steak jokes are... A rare medium well done"

"How do you entertain a pussy? I don't know the answer but if you work up a sweat it's bound to come."

"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""

"Smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight "

"Why can't guys do the splits? The banana gets in the way. Banana split"

"What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? A Roamin' Catholic."

"My friend just just dumped a funeral director she was dating. She said he was a real stiff."

"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."