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Joke of the Day

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!"

"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"

"I will give Canada this. Their geese are hard to keep in a headlock."

"I came up with a phrase for the female version of a dick pick. Slot shot."

"Women in England are hos! They've always ready to put some chapstick on their lips."

"Did you hear the joke about the dance? The punchline wasn't funny."

"I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan. Gotta catch 'em all."

"When you have this song stuck in your head, is it just your mind playing tracks on you?"

"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" - American children."

"What do vegetables watch when they're horny? Corn"