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Joke of the Day
"Scientists have discovered what a woman wants. But she changed her mind the next second."
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"I imagine by now all you Evian drinkers have read the name backwards?"
"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."
"How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor."
"What do you call a Greek stripper? Popalottapus"
"Me: You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you're smart too, I like that."
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"
"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"
"Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon? (OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee"
"My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise."