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Joke of the Day

"One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God I hope it is her lover."

"How to always be positive in life: | life |"

"Why do fat girls give great head? Because they have to"

"Politicians are a lot like diapers... They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. (Benjamin Franklin)"

"I have always wanted to watch American History X... But I have never been able to find the first nine."

"What's red and black and scares women worldwide? Me in my red and black rape cape."

"What's the worst thing about suicide bombers? They're not organ donors."

"Bill Clinton rapes a woman... Hillary Clinton then says to him... ""Bill did you rape another woman?"" Get it? Bill Clinton rapes women...."

"I don't understand why everyone is mad at Lance Armstrong... Like I give him props... Have you ever tried biking before on drugs? It's fucking hard."

"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."