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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most famous DJ in Australia? DJ Redo"
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"A tombstone that has a scrolling LED marquee of your greatest tweets."
"I wish work was like high school when I could just poop my pants to get sent home."
"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"
"I invented a new word! React!"
"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."
"What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."
"Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!"
"My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA"
"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"