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Joke of the Day
"You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you."
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"Want to hear a joke about pizza? meh... you'd just think it was cheesy."
"Every morning when I wake up I wonder to myself, ""Is today going to be the day that Lou Bega drops Mambo No. 6?"""
"What did Satan name his new bar? The BeelzebPub"
"Why did Jack get a restraining order? Beanstalking."
"*surgeon opens cooler during transplant* *cooler is full of Gatorade* ""Wait but this means..."" *cut to surgeon's kids dumping kidney on coach*"
"I heard the funniest joke... But the Fine Bros copyrighted it."
"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees (boobies)"
"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"
"What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know."