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Joke of the Day
"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."
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"How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf."
"I poured root beer into a square glass... Now I just have beer."
"Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c ""employment is really important right now"" Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her."
"Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. ""Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?"" ""Yes!"" ""For the whole basketball team?"""
"I hate it when I accidentally grab two pieces of pizza and then have to eat the whole thing to keep it even."
"One guy trained how to kiss using kiwi So he wasn't confused by neat mustache that Mary had."
"I used to hate Vegemite, but I read that you only need to put a thin spread to enjoy it It's been much better. The cat is eating the whole thing now."
"""Oh, really?"" one man to another: A: ""You know, my daughter has married an Irishman"" B: ""Oh, really?"" A: ""No, O'Reilly"""
"My favourite element is helium. I can't speak highly enough of it."