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Joke of the Day

"I got called ""vein"" and I'm just like, k not the most vital component of the circulatory system but still essential so thank you"

"ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life EDITOR: please stop saying that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography"

"What did God say to Noah? ""Make a backup, I need to re-format this."""

"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning."

"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."

"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."

"What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger? A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges"

"Why is Xena never charged with any crime? Because she's Lucy Lawless"

"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"

"They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!"