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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games? An ex-boxer."

"Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom."

"Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine."

"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."

"When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign"

"And then the lord said...... ...come forth and you shall be granted eternal life...But i came fifth and won a toaster instead! Which is cool because i did not have a toaster"

"Some guy tried to cut me off in traffic and I screamed, ""I'm wearing a sports bra to a business meeting, I am afraid of nothing!"""

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple... ...names were Michael Fitzpatrick, and Patrick Fitzmichael."

"How do you keep water warn in the winter? Have it wear an aqua-fur."