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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, no, I don't have a FitBit. I'm pretty sure I have a solid grasp on how inactive I am. I don't need like bells and alarms and stuff."

"When going camping you can never run You have to ran, because it will always be past tents."

"I told my 2-year-old to find her shoes She cupped her hands & yelled ""Shoes, where are you?"" I'd help her, but I want to see if this works"

"She sells sea shells on the: A) Shore B) Shore C) Shore D) Shore"

"You can tune a piano But you can't tuna fish!"

"My one night stand said I'm a lousy lover after we finished Asked her how can she tell after 30 seconds?"

"Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch."

"What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A bellybutton!"

"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"