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Joke of the Day

"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who can read binary, and those who can't."

"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"

"So I hear Robin Gibb died a few days ago. There's only one BeeGee left now... ...I guess he's Stayin' Alive..."

"Son: I'm gay, dad. Dad: no I'm gay dad Dad #2: no I'm gay dad"

"you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes ""sexual"" the rest of the boys all agree that he is"

"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."

"Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day."

"My friends say I'm like a candle. If you forget I exist, so help me God, I'll burn your house down."

"If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring."