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Joke of the Day
"Spanish class joke: What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner? JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry."
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"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."
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"[HIGHLY OFFENSIVE] TRANSGENDER MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE"
"The wood necromancer thought he had the upper hand when he trapped the clerics in his log cabin... But all too soon, the tables had turned."
"What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant."
"Everybody thinks Australians are laid back until one of us is standing over you with a chainsaw asking you to pronounce Aluminium correctly."