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Joke of the Day

"Unlike the British or Australian spelling for colour/favour/neighbour, the Americans don't include u because it's all about them."

"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"

"Reddit gold is a lot like Nazi gold Accumulated over the corpses of people you've burned"

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."

"I now win almost every argument with my zombie girlfriend I just give her a little piece of my mind!"

"Why do Televisions have buttons? because they cant have zippers"

"What is the difference between a cock and a penis? A cock is an animal. Penis is a male sexual organ."

"*Neighbor text - Sorry for using your wife. Use only when you're not at home* *Shoots Wife* *Neighbor text again - I mean 'Wifi' not wife*"

"We live in an age where mentioning you read a book seems a little bit like you're showing off."

"Everyone in my class is arguing about science, And I'm just sitting here, maths debating."