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Joke of the Day

"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."

"Let's make a story together. Comment two words and keep the story going from the previous comments. Anything is allowed if it makes sense.... I'll start. One day..."

"My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way."

"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."

"Having a Hot Wife is like being a diabetic with a coupon for unlimited cheesecakes. It may look nice but you never get to use it. Source: Have a Hot Wife, Never get laid"

"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."

"When stoves die... they go to hoven. I'm^so^sorry"

"I recently bought some Koi from Malaysia... That's one flight that made it."

"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."