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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months"
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"A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says ""get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs."" The programmer never returns."
"I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman."
"What's a pedophile's favorite drink? Cherry pop. See you all in hell!"
"Why does a jew watch pornography backwards? He wants to see the prostitute give back money."
"Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget."
"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches."
"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"
"[Brings date home] O geez did I leave all my rare, holographic Pokemon cards out on my bed again? Guess we'll just have to lay here & battle"
"I'm terrified of the day robots become self-aware and start wearing fedoras."