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Joke of the Day

"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made."

"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""

"the american journal of medicine says diarrhea is hereditary. .. ...it runs in the jeans."

"Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule"

"I respect the Secret Service They are the only law enforcement agency in the country that gets in trouble if a black man gets shot."

"What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder."

"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"

"Why are jerks nice sometimes? Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)"

"After years in the Military, the soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray and was proud to finally be able to call himself a seasoned veteran."

"An asshole What do you call someone that puts the punchline in the title?"