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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar wearing plastic wrap pants... The bartender says ""Whoa there buddy, just turn around and leave - I can clearly see you're nuts!"""

"What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool."

"What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers."

"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."

"I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything"

"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"

"Just imagine how good prescription cheese would be."

"*daughter grabs 50 shades of grey* NO! *smacks it out of her hand* ""I want to color!"" ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK ""But daddy-"" DON'T CALL ME THAT"

"Shoutout to... Shoutout to my grandpa because that's the only way he can hear"

"What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track"