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Joke of the Day

"What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track"

"Women should be like a well placed rug You should be able to lay them then leave them"

"What does Salvador Dahli eat for breakfast? Surreal."

"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."

"I love pressing F5 It's so refreshing."

"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."

"I invented a new joke today I invented a new word today Plagiarism"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance armstrong can finish a race"

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The 'musical chairs' was a bit slow, but 'pass the parcel' was damn quick!"

"Why did the biology magazine put a picture of gametes on their cover? Because sex cells."