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Joke of the Day

"I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything"

"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"

"Guys, if you have to point your toes to put your pants on, those aren't your pants. Give them back to your sister."

"Crazy how Hillary Clinton could possibly be our first F President... I would've said Female President but someone deleted the emale."

"What do dads never forget to include in their ""dad"" jokes? PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave."

"Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires ""Burger King or McDonalds"" was his response when asked where."

"What do you call a Blonde doing a handstand? NSFW A Brunette with bad breath."

"What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common? Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow."

"I accidentally ordered a grande at Dunkin Donuts so I had to just keep speaking spanish so they wouldn't think I was a snob."

"I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean... Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep"