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Joke of the Day

"""What is that, a banana? Aw, who gives a shit."" -Disinterested George"

"Why can't pencils have babies? Because they have rubbers on their end."

"What is a ninja's favorite beverage? WA-TAHHHHH! Edit: **notBenstar** and **dogboyboy** are correct... Ninjas are silent killers. So, it should read: ""What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage."""

"Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns? They promised freaky fast delivery"

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

"A man walks into a bar.... ...and spectacularly fails at Limbo."

"The phrase ""Getting nickeled and dimed"" hasn't kept up with inflation... We're definitely getting dollared now."

"LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don't worry! Just call the NSA, they'll have have all your information backed up"

"I still enjoy sex at 40 I live at 44, so it's no distance."

"When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle? -A ponytail? -Ah, it really compliments your horse face."