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Joke of the Day
"I still enjoy sex at 40 I live at 44, so it's no distance."
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"Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It's only check, mate"
"I found a worm on me. And now it's crawling in my skin."
"Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident? He let God take the wheel Edit: *Jesus.* He let *Jesus* take the wheel"
"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."
"My parenting book would be just a series of ""Shhh"" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions."
"UNGRATEFUL GIRLFRIEND I swear that I have the most ungrateful girlfriend in the world. Every time I give her an orgasm.......she spits it out"
"I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing"
"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"
"If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom? European"