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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather have a laptop than an iPad. At least you can slam it shut when your lady walks in."

"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."

"The second rule of tautology club... is that the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."

"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you."

"What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat? Stands by her fan."

"My girlfriend told me that she just needed a little space. So now she lives in the trunk of my car."

"Just once in my life, I'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of ChapStick."

"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"

"A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding"

"Bush Senior broke his neck He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!"