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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer? A stagnation"
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"Two cannibals are eating a dead clown one cannibal turns to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Unless it's diabetes medicine."
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... but a cop shot it."
"The pen is mightier than the sword ...except in basically every real life battle scenario"
"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""
"If my dad were alive today he would say, ""Mark stop telling people I'm dead"""
"How did a hipster burn his mouth? Drank his coffee before it was cool"
"Now I understand why the British population was on a steady decline these past few years... Brits are really good at pulling out."
"Beef farmers in Washington are fighting to protect their cattle, whose water supply has been tainted with THC from the marijiana industry The steaks have never been higher"