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Joke of the Day
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
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"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out"
"yesterday when I was contemplating my life while playing volleyball I wondered why the volleyball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"I just got a socially progressive phone... It has an LGBTQWERTY keyboard"
"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"
"The past, present and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."
"What word that starts with an ""N"" and ends with an ""R"" would you never want to call a black person Neighbor"
"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"
"Having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm Let me know if you can't come."
"I donate money to single mothers going to nursing school... One dollar at a time."