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Joke of the Day
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breath through something so small?"""
"Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation? Handmade things are costlier."
"I was there when my wife gave birth... I was there when my wife gave birth. I watched as piss came out, and then shit. I think my wife regrets letting me name the twins."
"What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say? Urea!"
"A 95 year old man and a 93 year old woman file for divorce. Lawyer: Why divorce now after all this time together? Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
"You want to urge someone to do something ASAP, when do you use ""come to"" instead of ""come on""? come to me..."
"""Found"" a nest of ground bees and got stung multiple times. But I was able to remove all the stingers. So yes, my pullout game is strong."
"From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, ""Yup"" & walk away."
"Even with 4 million subscribers, /r/jokes sounds like a big empty hall. I can hear jokes echoing again and again."