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Joke of the Day

"Even with 4 million subscribers, /r/jokes sounds like a big empty hall. I can hear jokes echoing again and again."

"Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired? They fired him because he didn't believe in labels."

"Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck? Because he was a neck-romancer...."

"Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY? EROTIC is when you use a feather. KINKY is when you use the whole chicken."

"Maybe I'm not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule"

"3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach."

"Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU."

"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots??"

"I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work."

"If a man shaves his arms and legs... He probably shaves his pussy, too."