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Joke of the Day
"At the Playboy Mansion I bet they serve fancy whore d'oeuvres before the main intercourse."
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"An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?!"""
"What are children generally better at then adults? Giving the pope an errection"
"Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."
"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"
"Saw my ex-gf being beaten up by 4 guys, so as a human being I had to step in and help.. She didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us"
"I've got washboard abs. As soon as I can find someone with clay-jug abs and someone with jews-harp abs, we can get started on our old-timey-hobo-band abs."
"1987 was a great year for the payphone."
"feedback 4 people revving motorbikes loud in residential areas: there is absolutely 0% chance that u r impressing literally a single person"
"When the mechanic said I 'blew a seal', I was afraid he knew about that summer I worked at Sea World but it turns out it's some car thing."