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Joke of the Day
"Why can't white girls finish their sentences? Because they can't even"
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"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"
"Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag."
"Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?"
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"What do Asians do when they have erections? They vote"
"Laser joke A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser."
"What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing*"
"What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!"
"What do you tell your wife with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."