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Joke of the Day
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty"
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"My girlfriend just texted me, her dragon name was ""Vaerjuam"". I was like "" Hey Vaerjuam. I'm dad."""
"I want Ebola... cereal"
"A girl agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I schwepped her off her feet."
"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"
"Why did the Snowman pull his pants down? Because the snowblower was coming."
"Donald Trump says he went to the University of Pennsylvania, but I could have sworn he went to Syracuse. Because he sure is an Orange Man."
"In marriage there are 3 types of rings The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"
"Half of reddit is shut down. In unrelated news, productivity rises nation-wide"