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Joke of the Day
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty"
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"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."
"I get asked why I have a scar on my ass. The coat hangar missed."
"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."
"I am going to be arrested today! Because I will be snowden!"
"What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East? A Pimp"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"
"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"
"I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background."
"Buying a car from Hertz is like marrying a Prostitute It may look good on the outside, but you have no idea whose been in it or what they've done to it."