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Joke of the Day
"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"
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"I hear that strong instruments are best at the inner city. You always hear the news say, inner city violins this... inner city violins that."
"Redimi2 - Bonita - Video Letra/Lyrics hola"
"I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket"
"Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers."
"I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday."
"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."
"Nothing says ""I don't take you seriously"" like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."
"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"
"What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There's a mile between the s's."