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"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"
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"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep."
"My wife said I was average. I said she was mean."
"Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins."
"What does Trump have to do to win the election? Show off his erection."
"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."
"What do you call a math class full of SJW's? Triggernometry."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."