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Joke of the Day

"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"

"What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin? A jello!"

"Sometimes when I type my brother smashes my keyboard. But luckily it doesn't happen ofteklansiurbkjgnv hgaikuwh GI;OOR;KGHKJh klwhkjalhdhakjshdilBILWU HP KJn kjlgn"

"Q: What's blue and looks like a bucket? A: A red bucket in disguise."

"My best friend ran away with my wife.... I miss him."

"did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop It shut down by a d-dos"

"TIL Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto translates you to ""Thank You Mr. Robot"" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio"

"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."

"I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support"

"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"