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Joke of the Day

"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"

"Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed"

"What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you? Kanye not."

"What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult"

"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."

"If Hillary and Trump were on a boat and it sank, who would survive? America"

"What Does a Mexican Say When You Help Him Off the Lawn Gracias"

"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."

"What is the difference between the Pope and acne? Acme doesn't come on to your face until after 13."

"Taylor Swift just waved at a boy and he didn't wave back so now she's got a new album coming out tomorrow."